Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, July 4, 2008

> viagra in your soda

on the first day of july, an email from a cousin doctor came in, reporting on something i simply couldn't resist sharing with you:

"Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO!

"Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If you don't sent this to five old friends right away, there will be five fewer people laughing in the world!"

well, how's that after a looooong vacation from blogging!!!

keep smiling and laughing. :-)

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

> sick of e-guilt?

blogger's N.B. -- readers of this post commented that they can't access the link or the url below. there was no problem when i tested the link or the url after publishing the post. this time, i checked it again. indeed, the link is kaput and nothing appears after copying and pasting the url. so sorry, guys!

got an e-mail this morning re "sick of e-guilt".

click here, or copy and paste http://info.org.il/irrelevant/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf and
enjoy the trip.